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Today I ran over a mother duck that was leading its little ones across a busy street. I turned around and got the babies on my next pass. TTM

Add a comment (1) Aug 12, 2009 09:07 PM by crazidazy - Miscellaneous - Yes, that was pretty awesome. (23) - Ummm... meh. (62)

Today, my stomach gurgled and my colon flexed in that "uh oh I shit my pants" sort of way. It's been over a year, so while I figured I was due, it still was not a pleasing thought. I faked sick and my boss let me take the rest of the day off. When I got home, there was no shit, no SHIT! TTM

Add a comment (1) Aug 12, 2009 04:58 PM by nownow - Health - Yes, that was pretty awesome. (8) - Ummm... meh. (36)

This year, Tim Tebow, Brandon Spikes, the whole 2-deep defense, and a backfield with enough speed to field an Olympic relay team, return to defend their title. TTM

Add a comment (0) Aug 12, 2009 06:59 PM by G_vegas_G8R - Miscellaneous - Yes, that was pretty awesome. (6) - Ummm... meh. (33)

Today, I found out that this kid I've been talking to is a ghost. And then I realized I'm a ghost too. TTM

Add a comment (0) Aug 14, 2009 12:03 AM by harrisonrichard - Miscellaneous - Yes, that was pretty awesome. (12) - Ummm... meh. (32)

Today, I finished my Ph.D. thesis, but have another 3 weeks left on my scholarship. You're all mah bitches!

Add a comment (0) Aug 12, 2009 11:58 PM by Regaldo - Work - Yes, that was pretty awesome. (9) - Ummm... meh. (31)

Today, I flirted with the hawt beer delivery man and scored a date with him and a case of free beer! TTM

Add a comment (0) Aug 12, 2009 05:26 PM by MinkyBoodle - Sex - Yes, that was pretty awesome. (11) - Ummm... meh. (30)

I'm a straight A student, I even got an award for getting on the bus. TTM http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/article/ALeqM5hso3h9-_l9aDUXlAiOe0BxbspTeg

Add a comment (0) Aug 16, 2009 03:44 AM by Omgrawr - Kids - Yes, that was pretty awesome. (11) - Ummm... meh. (30)

Today, I beat my personal record by masturbating 15 times. Consecutively. Within 1 Hour. TTM

Add a comment (2) Aug 12, 2009 08:52 PM by mr2990 - Sex - Yes, that was pretty awesome. (49) - Ummm... meh. (29)

Today, I was on the bus enduring my daily slog to work, when a busted ass hooker stepped up, stumbled down the aisle, and sat across from me. Her face was a mess, but her sloppily appointed miniskirt could not hide her swinging balls. TTM

Add a comment (0) Aug 12, 2009 05:12 PM by harrisonrichard - Sex - Yes, that was pretty awesome. (19) - Ummm... meh. (26)

Today, this cougar I've been talking to online for a while came over and we fucked. I secretly recorded video of the whole thing. Tomorrow I will fuck my girlfriend.

Add a comment (0) Aug 14, 2009 01:17 AM by teehee - Sex - Yes, that was pretty awesome. (16) - Ummm... meh. (25)

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