Top That, Motherfucker - Today, my stomach gurgled and my colon flexed in that "uh oh I shit my pants" sort of way. It's been over a year, so while I figured I was due, it still was not a pleasing thought. I faked sick and my boss let me take the rest of the day off. When I got home, there was no shit, no SHIT! TTM

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Today, my stomach gurgled and my colon flexed in that "uh oh I shit my pants" sort of way. It's been over a year, so while I figured I was due, it still was not a pleasing thought. I faked sick and my boss let me take the rest of the day off. When I got home, there was no shit, no SHIT! TTM

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