Top That, Motherfucker - Today, I fucked with a former employee by pretending I needed a job. He's all proud because I fired him 10 years ago for being a douchebag. While he was in his office playing Scrabble, I pissed in the potted plants and shat mightily in a file cabinet. TTM

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Today, I fucked with a former employee by pretending I needed a job. He's all proud because I fired him 10 years ago for being a douchebag. While he was in his office playing Scrabble, I pissed in the potted plants and shat mightily in a file cabinet. TTM

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